Long Live the Car Crash Hearts — me age 12: oh god i missed a two millimeter spot...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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  • me age 12: oh god i missed a two millimeter spot of hair when i shaved i guess i'll go to the beach in five layers of clothing so no one notices
  • me now: Hello friends it is i Bigfoot #confirmed
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